Intro\chorus
Cm7 B Eb F#
F F# Eb Eb\C# Eb\B Eb\Bb
Cm7
Tommy stutters comically
When he says a lot of things,
B
Mommy does the shopping,
Daddy's digging through the laundry bins,
Eb
He likes to try on mommy's things
F#
With his hair up in her bobby pins
F
The neighbours very neighbourly
F#
Occasionally taking peeks at his niece while she takes a pee
F
I heard the plumbers found a finger when they fixed the basement leak
Cm7 B
So pick up the phone
Eb
Fix up your lawn
F#
Turn the TV on
F
There's nothing wrong
G Eb Eb\C# Eb\B Eb\Bb
Middle America, I love you
Cm7
Old Mister Wilkinson killed a man
B
Drunk from the bar
Hit him with the front of his car
Eb
Drug him so far,
There was nothing but parts,
F#
For hundreds of yards
F
Those thick damn power lines,
F#
Will drive you out your mind
F
Edna sits in the shower sometimes,
For hours and cries,
Whenever she forgets to tell Howard goodbye
Cm7 B
So pick up the phone
Eb
Fix up your lawn
F#
Turn the TV on
F
There's nothing wrong
G Eb Eb\C# Eb\B Eb\Bb
Middle America, I love you
Cm7
Smoking softly but,
Mommy's body shook
B
Dropped the coffee cup
I guess the coffee wasn't strong enough
Eb
Becca was a quiet girl
Behind the wheel
F#
With a mouth full of diet pills
A couple beers
F
And some stuff for your sinuses
Dancing in the fire
F#
Smashing all of the appliances
F
The psychiatrist said, the Zoloft had some side effects.
Cm7 B
So pick up the phone
Eb
Fix up your lawn
F#
Turn the TV on
F
There's nothing wrong
G Eb Eb\C# Eb\B Eb\Bb
Middle America, We love you
Cm7 B
So pick up the phone
Eb
Fix up your lawn
F#
Turn the TV on
F
There's nothing wrong
G Eb Eb\C# Eb\B Eb\Bb
Miss America, We love you
